Possibly some of you guys know my wife is a Slavic who loves Indian " Sanskriti" etc. And learned to wear sarees, can cook rice, fish curry etc. ( she has improved a lot in this department)
can speak a mixture of Hindi and Bengali rather fluently.
But she always swears in Czech or English ( specially when directed towards me) and she doesn't swear much/ does it in a very posh/ classy way...which irritates me even more...I'm still not very fluent in Czech, but can swear fluently for sure.
Today morning, due to the weather ( cold and rain) her car was not starting...and it's a weird ass car, drives like a toy, no clutch, gear shift is automated or something, it can drive itself with minimal interaction.. basically super easy to drive but when doesn't start with a button...it's basically a cluster **** of button combinations etc. (beside a giant iPad like screen, sensors everywhere...honestly I don't know how, it's like a freaking non booting computer)
As we were getting late I just uttered that I should brought my car...well, it was a mistake, but the damage was done...she kicked the car and went into a flurry of swearing ( mostly directed towards her expensive car and my POS old car, which I'm refusing to change since 2018)... EVERY BAD WORD WAS IN HINDI/ BANGLA ( starting with motherc**d!! I'm ashamed to admit that I'm not a very polished person and use these words rather loudly at home specially after online classes...I am a terribly demanding teacher)!!
I was stunned...speechless...and don't know why... genuinely happy...the car started..we almost started making out in the car..but saw my mother in law grinning from a single open window upstairs!! It was hilarious..
I'm sorry for this stupid thread, mods, please delete if inappropriate..but Indian swearings are in a league of their own...
can speak a mixture of Hindi and Bengali rather fluently.
But she always swears in Czech or English ( specially when directed towards me) and she doesn't swear much/ does it in a very posh/ classy way...which irritates me even more...I'm still not very fluent in Czech, but can swear fluently for sure.
Today morning, due to the weather ( cold and rain) her car was not starting...and it's a weird ass car, drives like a toy, no clutch, gear shift is automated or something, it can drive itself with minimal interaction.. basically super easy to drive but when doesn't start with a button...it's basically a cluster **** of button combinations etc. (beside a giant iPad like screen, sensors everywhere...honestly I don't know how, it's like a freaking non booting computer)
As we were getting late I just uttered that I should brought my car...well, it was a mistake, but the damage was done...she kicked the car and went into a flurry of swearing ( mostly directed towards her expensive car and my POS old car, which I'm refusing to change since 2018)... EVERY BAD WORD WAS IN HINDI/ BANGLA ( starting with motherc**d!! I'm ashamed to admit that I'm not a very polished person and use these words rather loudly at home specially after online classes...I am a terribly demanding teacher)!!
I was stunned...speechless...and don't know why... genuinely happy...the car started..we almost started making out in the car..but saw my mother in law grinning from a single open window upstairs!! It was hilarious..
I'm sorry for this stupid thread, mods, please delete if inappropriate..but Indian swearings are in a league of their own...