Hitman!!

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This is one K.A. funny site

HITMAN

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Instead of fiddling around with amateur killing techniques and messing up crime scenes just pick up the phone and give us a call. After reviewing your case, our team will develop a customized package that is best-suited for your particular situation. You provide us with the name of your mark, along with a photo and personal details, and take a vacation; we'll make sure one of our specialists sends flowers to the grieving widow while you enjoy your Margaritas on the beach.
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We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe.
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HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
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Donate ur organs b4 its too late :rofl:

Do you know if someone has a contract on your head?
Sign your Organ Donor card before it's too late.
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Testimonials by satisfied customers:rofl:
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
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"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."
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Greatest HITS

Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage

1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
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They are employing too :hap2:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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