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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."...

weLL...Dunno if this has been posted earlier..but check out this video and see if u can stop that smile appearing on your face! :bleh: http://rapidshare.de/files/3896079/too_cute1.mpg.html

Well...the story goes like this... I have a cable internet at home.. and recently..had problems while connecting to internet.. so I thout may be there is some problems with network connections ..ans so went on format and reinstall xp again.. after installing Xp, it would work fine for the...

I have a problem when I try to Launch Firefox1.0.6...I get this messg "Unable to initialise memory stream".. It all happened very suddenly...when i was browsing thru TE ,.and then closed the window..and opened to see tht messg! I tried installing again...doesnt work..also..I have lotsa memory...

I dont know the download link, but it just popped out that a new version has been released..downloaded it... One new feature i've seen is a Yahoo Firefox bar :D

Yeh hai Mr Vijay Nazaare IT ki duniya ke ubharte sitare Life mein bahot sikhi thi Java Waited for the good project, par lagi na hawa Inke na koi project me tha naam ek project mein aaye,toh mila defect fixing ka kaam cubical mein baith ke dekhi thi teammates ki Onsite ki raah Inke bhi dil mein...

This Advertisement for the new Honda Accord was shot in real time with no CGI involved in the sequence. It required 606 takes and cost $6 million to shoot and took 3 months to complete. click here!

Does anyone knows where I can get sofwares to carry out QTP and Silk test? Plz post download links if they are free..( Dont want trial version though..)

A plane crashed today in remote western Venezuela with 152 passengers aboard, an aviation official said. A top government official said it was unlikely anyone survived. The West Caribbean Airways plane was headed from Panama to Martinique in the Caribbean when its pilot reported engine trouble...

Sardar, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes out of the tunnel. Jayalalitha and Sardar are sitting there looking perplexed...

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is...

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the...

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was seeing all this. He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."...

Ok, so there's a lot of stereotypes here, but still funny.....Dating... WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both...

Download this video .. reflects life of those ppl who spend endless time at TE (Sunny, Masky...are u listening? :tongue: :bleh: ) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: http://rapidshare.de/files/2703098/spot531.WMV.html

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Found this on a website..its not exactly a joke ...but funny to read though...:cool2: ---------------- I am a nice guy. Or so my female friends tell me. I'm a nice, helpful, generally likeable guy. So nice in fact that once a year, during that wonderful festival called Raksha Bandhan when we...

( For those who havent read this yet!):tongue: Probably this is how your kids would narrate the story around Diwali !!! A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it... " So...

My dear mummy, Vahe guru. I am very sorry that I am so late in replying to your letter. You were right, it took me fifteen days to read your letter. The last few lines are yet to be read, so I do not know, whether it was your letter or some one else wrote to me. I am very slow in writing also...