Some Fun Things To Do In A CyberCafe

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Things To Do In A Cyber Cafe

  • Hold the mouse up to your ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"
  • Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"
  • Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.
  • Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"
  • Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.
  • Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"
  • Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.
  • Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."
  • Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."
  • Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
  • Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.
  • Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).
  • Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.
  • Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!
  • In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.

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Kindly Note: Neither am I nor is TechEnclave responsible for any actions or reactions generated by following or practicing the above.
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XT this must be written in bold and colored font rather than writing it in
small font. ;)

BTW funny things to do at the cybercafe
Btw
 
We should get together to a TE meet in a cyber cafe and we should carpet bomb them with these antics.. ;) that will be fun...
 
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